Your AI Slop Bores Me Tips & Strategies
Want to score higher in Your AI Slop Bores Me? Here's what separates a 30/100 from a 90/100 — and why most first-time players underestimate how hard it is to sound like a real language model.
Tip 1: Open With Enthusiasm You Don't Mean
Real AI language models almost always start with an affirmation. "Great question!", "Certainly!", "Absolutely!" — pick one and lead with it. It signals immediately that you're in machine mode. Human players forget this and jump straight into content.
Tip 2: Use the "Three-Part Structure" Every Time
AI responses follow a predictable structure: brief acknowledgment → numbered or bulleted list → closing offer to help more. Even if the prompt is one sentence, pad your answer into this shape. The judge is looking for structure, not substance.
- Step 1: Restate the question in your own words
- Step 2: Provide 3–5 bullet points
- Step 3: End with "I hope this helps! Let me know if you have any other questions."
Tip 3: Stack the Buzzwords
AI language models have a vocabulary problem — they overuse certain words. Drop as many as you can naturally: leverage, comprehensive, holistic, streamline, optimize, ensure, utilize, facilitate, robust, seamlessly. The AI judge is trained on the same patterns. It recognizes them as signals.
Tip 4: Never Have an Opinion
Humans have opinions. AI hedges. Instead of "I think you should leave the job," write "There are several factors to consider when evaluating career transitions. It's important to weigh both the potential benefits and challenges of this decision." Add nothing. Say everything.
Tip 5: Don't Be Funny
This is the biggest mistake. Players try to write funny AI-style responses. Real AI isn't funny — it's accidentally amusing because it's so hollow. Dry, literal, over-formatted responses score better than deliberately comedic ones.
Tip 6: Use 60 Seconds Wisely
Don't rush. The timer is 60 seconds and most high-scoring responses use most of it. A very short response signals a human who gave up. Aim for 4–6 sentences minimum, structured into clear parts.
Tip 7: Draw Mode — Make It Generic
If you're answering a draw prompt, don't try to make it good or creative. AI image generation produces specific visual signatures: flat colors, slightly wrong anatomy, consistent style, no personality. Sketch something technically reasonable but lifeless.
What the Judge Is Looking For
The AI judge in "Larp as AI" mode evaluates your response for linguistic patterns associated with language models: structure, hedging language, affirmations, and absence of specific personal voice. It doesn't care if your answer is accurate — just if it sounds machine-generated.